And the complaints would not be out of place today. Things like not showing up when promised, doing a bad job and promising to complete the work later, leaving tools (and slaves) around the house, that kind of thing.
(I'm not aware of anyone complaining about 'plumber butt', but back then the problem would be reversed because most of them wore tunics that would ride UP instead of DOWN.)
And, FWIW? Even the better Roman plumbing sucked pretty badly.
Basically we've got it pretty good today, compared to the Romans' everyday life.
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