Followup: The fix was to remove ImageMagick from my .bashrc and system altogether and reinstall it using 'brew'. (I'm running OSX.) Now ImageMagick works properly from Python subprocess.
Downside? I had to run 'brew'. Took over an hour with my slow Internet and all the updates brew had to execute before it got around to doing what I asked it to do.
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